Stars in Their Eyes

[smaca]

A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their
>Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet
>to his hips. Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon.
>
>"It's very brave of you to come out here," says
>
>Matthew. "Please tell the audience what happened?"
>
>"Well' replies Simon "about a year ago, I was driving
>with my uncle when we had a really bad accident.
>Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I
>survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours
>before I was eventually cut free."
>
>"The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they
>couldn't save my legs."
>
>"That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are
>they artificial?" asks Matthew.
>
>"No Matthew," he replies. "While I was in hospital the
>doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact
>died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances
>in medical science, they could graft his legs onto my
>body. "The operation was successful. I have been
>having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be
>walking fully again by the end of the year.
>
>A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.
>
>'That's an unbelievable story. So, who are you going
>to be?" asked Matthew.
>
>'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle.

[davef]

On the same note Stuart;-

Guy strolls on to the Stars in Their Eyes set holding a trombone and heads over to Matthew, the usual chat follows and the dry ice starts rolling through the doorway,
After the usual banter the audience start the applause and Mattthew asks the question;-
"Who are you going to be for us tonight"
to which he replies;-
"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Glenn Miller"
He turned, walked into the mist and was never seen again !!!!!!

[smaca]

Excellent Davie!

Glen was never a good a player as you, so he won,t be missed!