Post by smaca on Oct 25, 2006 12:02:33 GMT
A man who had a few too many decided to leave pub and drive home. 2 mins into his journey he noticed in his mirror police car with the lights flashing, gesturing him to pull into the side.
The man pulled into the side, and as police officer approached told him to roll down his window and asked "Have you been drinking Sir?". The man replied that he had taken a couple of pints but was ok.
Police officer asked man to get out of car and walk along a staright line on the markings at side of road. As he started to walk the police officer shouted " For Gods sake man, your staggering!".
The man replied, "thanks very much, your not bad looking yourself!!!!".
The man pulled into the side, and as police officer approached told him to roll down his window and asked "Have you been drinking Sir?". The man replied that he had taken a couple of pints but was ok.
Police officer asked man to get out of car and walk along a staright line on the markings at side of road. As he started to walk the police officer shouted " For Gods sake man, your staggering!".
The man replied, "thanks very much, your not bad looking yourself!!!!".