smaca
Mezzo forte
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Post by smaca on Oct 19, 2006 15:02:38 GMT
Two men go out hunting. When they reach the woods, one collapses. His face is white and his eyes are rolled back. Distraught, his partner grabs his mobile and phones 999. A smooth voice on the other end says:
"Hello sir, how can I help you?" "Well, my friend has just collapsed, I think he could be dead!" "Relax, first though, you need to make sure he´s dead."
A gunshot is heard.
"Ok now what?"
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moy
Mezzo piano
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Post by moy on Oct 19, 2006 21:17:29 GMT
very funny. Not heard that one. Will add it to my book.
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Post by euphantastic on Oct 20, 2006 14:29:24 GMT
Brilliant. ;D
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Post by lauradoll on Oct 21, 2006 6:34:52 GMT
Great.
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Post by Sop brotherston on Jan 26, 2007 11:55:04 GMT
hehe
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