smaca
Mezzo forte
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Post by smaca on Sept 21, 2006 7:45:03 GMT
Two lads walking through the desert, and they stumble across a dead body lying in the sand, covered in 50 arrows. One guy yanks out one of the arrows and says to his mate, "who would do such a thing?" his mate replies "apache indians". The first guy cant believe he would know this, so asks him to explain "these arrows, are apache indian trademarks" he says. So they walk on for another wee while, and come across another dead body, this time with 100 arrows sticking out of it. "who did this then?" the first guy asks. "comanche indians, can tell by the shape of the arrow". so the two lads walk on. Later on, they come across yet another dead body in the sand, full of millions of tiny little arrows. "whos this then, sioux indians?" the first guy asks his mate. "No" he says "Glasgow Rangers" he replies. the first guy turns to his mate and says "what do you mean, Glasgow Rangers?".
"Wee arra people" he replies.
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Post by bruceg on Sept 25, 2006 9:31:49 GMT
I should delete that just because it's so bad but it made me laugh so it can stay ;D
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moy
Mezzo piano
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Post by moy on Sept 25, 2006 16:57:44 GMT
Aw Bruce did you not like my jokes? Am all sad now
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Post by bruceg on Sept 29, 2006 15:16:35 GMT
Aw Bruce did you not like my jokes? Am all sad now I liked your jokes just fine Moy - just haven't had much time to reply to things recently
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