moy
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Post by moy on Sept 20, 2006 19:42:13 GMT
A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board but there are only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger says: “I am Ronaldo, the best footballer in the world. The football world needs me and I cannot die on my fans.” He grabs the 1st parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The 2nd passenger – Hilary Clinton says: “I am the wife of the former president of the United States. I am the senator of New York and I have good chance of being president of the United States in the future.” She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
The 3rd passenger George W Bush says; “I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.” He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
The 4th passenger the Pope says to the 5th passenger a young school boy; “I am too old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.” To this the little boy says: “Don’t fret old man……. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag…..”
The moral of this story…… Each country gets the president it deserves.
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moy
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Post by moy on Oct 21, 2006 21:23:29 GMT
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 8.5 minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 3.75 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1.25 minutes .
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. l SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say 2 Hail Marys! l
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Post by Sop brotherston on Jan 26, 2007 11:54:09 GMT
another brillant joke moira
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