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Post by Sharpy on Aug 13, 2006 10:01:21 GMT
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.......As a matter of fact; you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! She was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy-willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
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Post by bruceg on Aug 17, 2006 14:21:41 GMT
Nice one Richard ;D ;D
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Post by dafyddapiago on Aug 17, 2006 15:24:23 GMT
I have just recently purchased a complete set of left handed clubs, and am now considering putting them up for sale as I live in fear and trepidation of landing in those bushes.
FOR SALE
Graphite shafted 1, 3 & 5 woods, 3 to 9 graphite shafted irons with PW & SI also putter. Brand new and unused with new bag and trolley.
Dafydd ap Iago
P.S. I'm reminded of a saying that my old mate Bob Davidson at Grimethorpe; who I believe is 98 this year; use to come out with, "I remember when I could have eaten it, and now I wish I had!"
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Post by Louise on Aug 19, 2006 18:59:12 GMT
lmao ;D ;D ;D
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