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Post by bertie on Mar 16, 2006 8:55:27 GMT
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon"
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Post by bruceg on Mar 16, 2006 9:31:22 GMT
Nice one! ;D
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Post by pjaye on Mar 16, 2006 21:58:27 GMT
I like it... ;D ;D Pretty big bonfire
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Post by Louise on Mar 19, 2006 18:56:02 GMT
Excellent !!!! ;D ;D
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