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Feb 24, 2006 7:51:58 GMT
Post by bertie on Feb 24, 2006 7:51:58 GMT
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me backside ..... I'd loik ya at teyhk a look, if ya wood".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "There's a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 Note Appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more appears.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's much batter. How much was indare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit, says the Irishman ...( wait for it...........)
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand"
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euphony
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Z4, if you please!!!
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Feb 24, 2006 10:13:10 GMT
Post by euphony on Feb 24, 2006 10:13:10 GMT
;D ;DAlbert, you might be a WUSS, but your jokes ARE funny (fnr fnar fnar!!!!) ;D ;D
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Feb 24, 2006 11:24:21 GMT
Post by bruceg on Feb 24, 2006 11:24:21 GMT
I like it Albert ;D
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Feb 24, 2006 16:41:52 GMT
Post by rachel on Feb 24, 2006 16:41:52 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Mar 10, 2006 0:01:40 GMT
Post by Louise on Mar 10, 2006 0:01:40 GMT
lol
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