Post by chimpman2 on Feb 21, 2006 21:57:26 GMT
Don't know if this is a true dit, but it made me chuckle!
Retired people often get asked what they do to make their days interesting. Well the other day I went into town ans went to a shop in the High Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving an OAP a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi B*****d", he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having illegal tyres, so i called him a "Piece of dog s**t". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen next to the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally I don't care, I came into town by bus. I try and have abit of fun each day, now that I am retired, its important at my age.
Retired people often get asked what they do to make their days interesting. Well the other day I went into town ans went to a shop in the High Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving an OAP a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi B*****d", he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having illegal tyres, so i called him a "Piece of dog s**t". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen next to the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally I don't care, I came into town by bus. I try and have abit of fun each day, now that I am retired, its important at my age.
