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Post by chimpman2 on Feb 17, 2006 21:41:37 GMT
Old Marge was devastated by the passing of her husband of 75 years, she was determined to honour the pact they made of always being together. So she found out her late husbands gun in order to carry out the pact. In order to ensure she shot herself in the right place, she phoned her Doctor and asked rhetorically that if some one was to shoot themselves were was the best place to do it. Straight in the heart just above the left breast.
Marge was later admitted to hospital with a gun shot wound to her left KNEE!!!! ;D
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Post by bruceg on Feb 19, 2006 0:05:36 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by pjaye on Feb 21, 2006 16:05:49 GMT
i dont get that joke ive been trying to work it out since it was posted...  |
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Post by bertie on Feb 21, 2006 16:40:02 GMT
Philippa, you're obviously too young to appreciate this. Maybe Jake and Bruce have more experience  |
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Post by chimpman2 on Feb 21, 2006 21:46:07 GMT
i dont get that joke ive been trying to work it out since it was posted... when gravity takes effect!!! |
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Post by pjaye on Feb 21, 2006 22:01:08 GMT
i know now! i had someone explain it to me |
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Post by umchugger on Feb 22, 2006 13:12:28 GMT
It took some time but the bulb eventually flickered ;D
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Post by pjaye on Feb 22, 2006 13:59:41 GMT
yes thanks for that Alasdair i was just making it more complicated than it really was |
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Post by Louise on Feb 22, 2006 23:27:33 GMT
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