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Post by bertie on Jan 4, 2006 8:29:15 GMT
1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
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Post by pjaye on Jan 4, 2006 10:37:05 GMT
Albert! Genious! Absolute genious! ;D
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Post by rachel on Jan 4, 2006 20:23:12 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by bruceg on Jan 6, 2006 10:55:32 GMT
You are so so so dodgy Albert! ;D But then I always knew that ;D
Superb ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pjaye on Jan 6, 2006 11:12:11 GMT
Wasnt it Albert though who was going on about the forum being a "family" forum?? So much for that bertie! ;D
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Post by bruceg on Jan 6, 2006 11:16:01 GMT
He's full of double standards Philippa - surely you've realised that by now ;D
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Post by pjaye on Jan 6, 2006 11:18:06 GMT
I'm starting to learn that... taking a while to get the full picture but I'm getting it now ;D
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