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Post by surfer on Dec 19, 2005 14:24:01 GMT
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a nip of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the whisky and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?" And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
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Post by bruceg on Dec 19, 2005 14:28:04 GMT
He he he ;D
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Post by bertie on Dec 19, 2005 15:10:35 GMT
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Post by pjaye on Dec 19, 2005 16:36:48 GMT
ummm..... (can someone make a thread explaining it please)
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Post by bruceg on Dec 19, 2005 16:37:57 GMT
Albert, I declare it open season on Philippa... ;D
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Post by bertie on Dec 19, 2005 16:42:37 GMT
it's okay Bruce, I'll explain it to her tomorrow night - some things are just sent to try us ;D
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Post by pjaye on Dec 19, 2005 16:43:31 GMT
ummm one whats open season? and two whats sent to try who?
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Post by bertie on Dec 19, 2005 16:44:26 GMT
point made!
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Post by pjaye on Dec 19, 2005 16:45:03 GMT
You cant prove a poin if said person doesnt have a clue... HELP!!
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Post by bertie on Dec 19, 2005 16:46:08 GMT
I think that might be the point.
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Post by bruceg on Dec 20, 2005 9:27:28 GMT
Open season well and truly under way Best thing is she's doing all the work and we're not even having to try ;D
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Post by pjaye on Dec 20, 2005 16:31:40 GMT
Are we talking about me? I still dont really understand the joke... or what open season is
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Post by bertie on Dec 20, 2005 16:52:22 GMT
I'll explain later ;D
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Post by pjaye on Dec 20, 2005 16:57:37 GMT
someone better...
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Post by rachel on Dec 20, 2005 21:55:36 GMT
you make me laugh
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