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Post by jjm on Dec 10, 2005 14:14:38 GMT
To prevent other threads running off topic and to try to preserve a modicum of control please limit all old firm baiting to this thread. Keep it light hearted banter otherwise mod powers will come into effect. Seeing as Stuart seems outnumbered I'll start the ball rolling with this one I got sent from one of my Rangers supporting pals. Q. What do Celtic fans do when their club reaches the last sixteen of the Champions league. A. Switch off the Xbox  |
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smaca
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Post by smaca on Dec 10, 2005 16:09:10 GMT
Good start John,and a fair joke.Your comments on my poor surfing has inspired me to try harder,and hey presto, look what I found;;;;;
In head to heads in all competitions Gers have won 146 Tic 131
Gers have won more League titles thanTic
Gers have won more Scottish Cups that Tic
Gers have won more League Cups than Tic
Gers are "the worlds most succesful football club"
Isn,t the internet an amazing thing?
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Post by davef on Dec 10, 2005 19:50:37 GMT
How do you get a helicopter pilot to do a 180 degree turn ? Get an Aussie to kick 2 balls in 6 mins ;D ;D ;D OOPS SILLY ME, that's not a joke, I saw it happen  |
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Post by sheep on Dec 11, 2005 23:36:49 GMT
Alex McLeish was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.
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Post by bertie on Dec 11, 2005 23:42:56 GMT
You really must read earlier threads, it would be less embarassing  |
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souter
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Post by souter on Dec 12, 2005 10:22:33 GMT
I think this thread should be for all Scottish football as lets face it it is one big joke!!!
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davef
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Post by davef on Dec 12, 2005 13:18:07 GMT
That's a good one coming from Selkirk. I see you're local round ball team tried to emulate the 20 - 0 gubbing they got from Stirling a few years back in this years Scottish Cup !
I coach at under 16's at Polbeth, we have teams from under 9 to under 19. We've only just signed a deal with the local Council and Junior team which amounts to over £400,000 to redevelop 4 pitches, build a pavilion to EUFA standard and start a football academy so it depends on what level of Scottish Football you're on about !
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souter
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Post by souter on Dec 14, 2005 0:40:55 GMT
Dave no offence meant it was a flippant comment.
However for a small town of 6000 where football is perhaps the 5th sport in the town after Rugby, Cricket, Golf and Equestrianism the team did jolly well to qualify for the Scottish Cup. The team plays in the East of Scotland League 2ND division, so please don't diss my home town.
I will probably regret writing this when I wake up in the morning as had a few too many pints at my jazz band gig this evening!
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smaca
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Post by smaca on Dec 14, 2005 13:24:04 GMT
Just heard Roy Keane's proposed transfer to Celtic could be off.Apparently he sneezed during the medical,twisted his back as a result, and could be out for 6 months.Is that not normal for him anyway?
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