Post by chimpman2 on Dec 6, 2005 21:40:15 GMT
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah 'm no beintoo forward, Ah'd love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So they end back at hers and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex, but while I'm shleeping, hold ma bawlsh in your left hand and my wullie in your right."
Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but agrees anyway. Sean sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Lulu, that wash wonderful, but if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet, but again, ho;d my bawlsh in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand." She is used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing. Once its all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks, "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer bawls in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while ye're sleepin?"
Sean replies
"NO, BUT THE LASHT TIME I SHLEPT WITH A GLASWEGIAN, SHE SHTOLE MA WALLET."
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex, but while I'm shleeping, hold ma bawlsh in your left hand and my wullie in your right."
Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but agrees anyway. Sean sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Lulu, that wash wonderful, but if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet, but again, ho;d my bawlsh in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand." She is used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing. Once its all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks, "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer bawls in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while ye're sleepin?"
Sean replies
"NO, BUT THE LASHT TIME I SHLEPT WITH A GLASWEGIAN, SHE SHTOLE MA WALLET."
