George Dubya

[chimpman2]

George Bush and Condileeza Rice in a meeting;

George: Condi Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new Leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the New Leader of China.

G: That's what I want to know.

C: That's what I'm telling you.

G: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the New Leader of China?

C: Yes.

G: I mean the fellow's name.

C: Hu.

G: The guy in China.

C: Hu.

G: The new Leader of China.

C: Hu.

G: The main man in China.

C: Hu is leading China.

G: Now whaddya' asking me for.

C: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

G: Well' I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

C: That's the man's name.

G: That's who's name?

C: Yes, Sir.

G: Yassir? Yassir Arafatis in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

C: That's correct.

G: Then who is in China?

C: Yes, Sir.

G: Yassir is in China.

C: No Sir.

G: Then who is?

C: Yes, Sir.

G: Yassir?

C: No, Sir.

G: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the New Leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

C: Kofi?

G: No thanks.

C: You want Kofi?

G: No

C: You don't want Kofi.

G: No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk, and then get me the U.N.

C: Yes, Sir.

G: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

C: Kofi?

G: Milk! Will you please make the call?

C: And call who?

G: Who is the guy at the U.N?

C: Hu is the guy in China.

G: Will you stay out of China?!

C: Yes, Sir.

G: Also stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

C: Kofi?

G: All right! With cream and 2 sugars. Now get on the phone.

;D

[pjaye]

Fantastic!!! Superb! I went through that in real life with an RE teacher name of Mrs Watt... now that was a funny afternoon

[bruceg]

Seen it before but it still makes me laugh ;D