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Post by bertie on Nov 21, 2005 7:16:38 GMT
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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Post by bruceg on Nov 21, 2005 9:38:48 GMT
Albert - that is so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o old!!! ;D
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Post by bertie on Nov 21, 2005 10:05:50 GMT
But then, so am I
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Post by pjaye on Nov 21, 2005 16:26:00 GMT
But then, so am I True... Uh! who said that Good joke though!
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Post by bruceg on Nov 21, 2005 16:28:38 GMT
Don't encourage him Philippa He can do much worse and it won't take much to get him to prove it ;D
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Post by pjaye on Nov 21, 2005 17:16:32 GMT
Hmmm?? Really...? That would make for interesting reading me thinks. Would a pint of beer do Albert?
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Post by bertie on Nov 21, 2005 20:38:57 GMT
Bruce, I can't imagine what you mean by that, me so sweet and innocent
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Post by pjaye on Nov 21, 2005 21:21:28 GMT
I definitly dont ahve you down as that
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Post by bertie on Nov 21, 2005 22:45:30 GMT
Okay, who's been talking?
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Post by bruceg on Nov 22, 2005 10:41:13 GMT
Okay, who's been talking? Your reputation precedes you Albert ;D
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Post by pjaye on Nov 22, 2005 16:27:23 GMT
Dont you jsut hate when that happens?
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Post by bruceg on Nov 22, 2005 16:29:07 GMT
Yours hasn't yet Philippa but the more you post the more I'm building up a decidedly dodgy image of what you're really like ;D
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Post by bertie on Nov 22, 2005 16:30:40 GMT
You'd be spot on as well Bruce ;D
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Post by bruceg on Nov 22, 2005 16:37:38 GMT
You'd be spot on as well Bruce ;D Thought as much Albert... ;D
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Post by pjaye on Nov 22, 2005 16:40:52 GMT
scuse me! I'm not that bad I'm sweeter than Albert! Ok I do have my moments.... But so does everyone right??
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