Post by pjaye on Nov 12, 2005 13:45:40 GMT
A guy got a new job working at a zoo, something he had always wanted to do.
His first day he was told to clean out the tropical fish, whilst doing that one fish jumped up and bit him on the nose. He took his cleaning tool and smashed the fish off his face. He looked down and wondered what he could do with it... After some thought he got the idea of giving it to the lions which he did.
His next job was to clean out the monkeys. Whilst doing that the same thing happened, the monkey but his nose and he whacked the monkey till it was dead, panicking he came up with the idea that to hide the evidence he would feed it to the lions.
The last job of the day was to clean out the African bees so the guy set about it... The same thing as before happened, the bees started swarming him so he took his cleaning tool and started hitting the bees after his rage had subsided he found he had killed all the bees panicking once again he remembered the lions ate anything and ran over and fed the lions the bees....
That night the zoo had a new lion arrive after looking round the new surroundings the lion went over and asked one of the others what the food was like the other lion replied: " Fantastic! You get fish, chimps and mushy bees!"
His first day he was told to clean out the tropical fish, whilst doing that one fish jumped up and bit him on the nose. He took his cleaning tool and smashed the fish off his face. He looked down and wondered what he could do with it... After some thought he got the idea of giving it to the lions which he did.
His next job was to clean out the monkeys. Whilst doing that the same thing happened, the monkey but his nose and he whacked the monkey till it was dead, panicking he came up with the idea that to hide the evidence he would feed it to the lions.
The last job of the day was to clean out the African bees so the guy set about it... The same thing as before happened, the bees started swarming him so he took his cleaning tool and started hitting the bees after his rage had subsided he found he had killed all the bees panicking once again he remembered the lions ate anything and ran over and fed the lions the bees....
That night the zoo had a new lion arrive after looking round the new surroundings the lion went over and asked one of the others what the food was like the other lion replied: " Fantastic! You get fish, chimps and mushy bees!"
