Post by bertie on Nov 11, 2005 6:40:54 GMT
A guy walks into a bar in Peterhead and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Tuechter from the north.
The bartender says, "Yer nae fae aroon here loon are ye?"
The guy says, "No, I'm actually from Edinburgh".
The bartender says, "And fit div ye dee in Edinburgh then cheel?".
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? fits a taxidermist? Div ye drive a taxi?"
"No, as a taxidermist I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts to the locals "It's aricht loons, he's ane of us!"
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Tuechter from the north.
The bartender says, "Yer nae fae aroon here loon are ye?"
The guy says, "No, I'm actually from Edinburgh".
The bartender says, "And fit div ye dee in Edinburgh then cheel?".
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? fits a taxidermist? Div ye drive a taxi?"
"No, as a taxidermist I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts to the locals "It's aricht loons, he's ane of us!"
