Post by chimpman2 on Nov 10, 2005 19:54:22 GMT
The Queen and Dolly Parton are at the Pearly Gates, St Peter tells them that there is only one place left, so they will have to prove their worth. Dolly whips out her best 2 assets and says, "I'm sure Big Man will love to see these all day", the Queen disappears to the toilet, and returns 3 minutes later, upon which St Peter says, " OK Liz your in". Dolly throws a right wobbler, saying she can't understand how the Queen got in, instead of her, well thats easy says St Pete, " A ROYAL FLUSH ALWAYS BEATS A PAIR" 
