Post by megga on Nov 2, 2005 21:25:08 GMT
I really must have too much time on my hands...
This guy goes into a really expensive restaurant and orders his meal. The waiter presently arrives with the starter, a bowl of soup. As he puts it down, the customer notices that the waiter's thumb is in the soup. The customer's rather annoyed by this but decides to ignore it rather than cause a scene. However, as the courses arrive, the same thing keeps happening. The waiter's thumb's in the gravy, it's in the custard, you name it it's in there. The customer finally snaps and decides to confront the waiter about it.
" Look here my man, I really must protest" he roars, "you've had your thumb in every dish you've brought me today. What have you got to say for yourself?".
" Oh I'm really sorry sir," says the waiter, " I've got an infection in my thumb and the doctor says I've got to keep it as warm as possible at all times."
" Why don't you stick it up your arse then?", screams the customer?
" I do," he says, "between courses".
This guy goes into a really expensive restaurant and orders his meal. The waiter presently arrives with the starter, a bowl of soup. As he puts it down, the customer notices that the waiter's thumb is in the soup. The customer's rather annoyed by this but decides to ignore it rather than cause a scene. However, as the courses arrive, the same thing keeps happening. The waiter's thumb's in the gravy, it's in the custard, you name it it's in there. The customer finally snaps and decides to confront the waiter about it.
" Look here my man, I really must protest" he roars, "you've had your thumb in every dish you've brought me today. What have you got to say for yourself?".
" Oh I'm really sorry sir," says the waiter, " I've got an infection in my thumb and the doctor says I've got to keep it as warm as possible at all times."
" Why don't you stick it up your arse then?", screams the customer?
" I do," he says, "between courses".
