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Post by chimpman2 on Feb 15, 2006 21:15:32 GMT
Women's Diary: 1st January 1992 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep. MAN'S DIARY: 1st January 1992 Man Utd lost 1-4 to QPR. Gutted. Got a shag though.
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Post by pjaye on Feb 15, 2006 21:23:33 GMT
we dont all think like that you know but great joke love it ;D
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Post by euphony on Feb 16, 2006 11:20:37 GMT
Pip, that's no joke!!! It's an excerpt from a real diary..............and yes.........you DO all think like that!! ;D
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Post by lauradoll on Feb 16, 2006 12:03:49 GMT
Excellent!
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Post by bruceg on Feb 16, 2006 12:07:54 GMT
Nice one Jake! ;D
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Post by pjaye on Feb 16, 2006 16:24:11 GMT
I resent that John I've never thought like that at all!
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Post by euphony on Feb 17, 2006 7:41:05 GMT
Diary of Phillipa: "I had a look on SBB forum today and saw a joke which somewhat touched a nerve in my as yet to be completely developed warped and paranoid sense of womanhood. It was quite funny if it was meant to be a joke, however it left me with an uneasy sense of foreboding that it might actually be the way that women DO think! Then john wrote that it in fact was not a joke and that all women are like that and as he's obviously very clever he must be right ....................OH .........MY........GOD.........I'm going to worry about every detail of my life FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John's Diary: Had a bit of a joke with Pip on SBB forum today......funny girl.
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Post by bruceg on Feb 17, 2006 10:05:04 GMT
;D
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Post by pjaye on Feb 17, 2006 16:22:08 GMT
OMG John!!!! that isnt even funny. yeah well you know what that proves that men are all stuck in neanderthal times and women hvae evolved into something far greater than you bunch of hairy apes !! so Ha ;D
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Post by bertie on Feb 17, 2006 16:24:21 GMT
Not all of us Philippa Shame on you John
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Post by euphony on Feb 17, 2006 17:16:26 GMT
Albert you can be such a woman sometimes!!!! I honestly thought you'd back me on this one.....Very dissapointed mate!!!!! . then I don't have to face Pip on a Tuesday and Thursday so, very clever on the "make my life easy" front. Pip..........it is funny! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pjaye on Feb 17, 2006 17:19:25 GMT
no it isnt i mean it just proves your un-emotional and dont possess the capabilities of analysing you own life which really when you think about it is really rather sad
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Post by bertie on Feb 17, 2006 17:30:05 GMT
you tell him girl ;D
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Post by pjaye on Feb 17, 2006 17:30:43 GMT
thankyou i will ;D
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Post by bruceg on Feb 17, 2006 17:32:38 GMT
OK. It was a funny joke in the first place and Laura seemed to think so too. I've met Laura and she's definitely a girl so I'm afraid you'll have to take up your argument with your own gender Philippa.
Albert: you big wuss!
John: I almost wet myself when I read your diary entry post ;D
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